Octopus Puns

Octopus Puns. How was the octopus able to beat the shark in an underwater fight? His friend is already cooking, hoovering, cleaning, doing his homework, taking the bins out, having a bath, walking the dog and feeding the cat, so he replies hang on, i don't have.

Im Very Octopied Funny Octopus Pun Digital Art by DogBoo
Im Very Octopied Funny Octopus Pun Digital Art by DogBoo from fineartamerica.com

Saw an octopus dancing at the marine disco. Why did the octopus blush? How did the octopus pay for his newspaper?

Octopus Related Puns You Octopi My Thoughts!

(occupy) go forth and octopi the land! All it takes is one hit. Funny octopus jokes and puns!

Kidding → Squidding) Or It May Be A General Rule From Which Multiple Puns Can Be Made.

And as always, we've got loads more laughs on our jokes page! What did the squid say on its birthday? Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Because It Was Well Armed.

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Where Do Lady Fish Keep Their Money When They’re Out And About?

People sometimes confuse the plural of octopus, it’s one octopus, two octopuses, 3.14 octopi. I once saw two octopuses that looked the exact same. Who was the most infamous pirate octopus?

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What do you call a fish that you bring to an event? In the case of general rules, the asterisks sign (*) represents one or more letters. Octopus jokes, squid puns, krakken laughs (because octo wuss jokes and octopussy puns could never be too mainstream when you're s quidding around!) warning: